My name is Alfred Kirkland, nice to meet you. If you're here then its either for business or you have a rally to tell me about. My dad Arthur is the owner of our company that my bro and I are gonna take over in however many years. Gimme a good cause and I'll be on it faster than you could blink. I've got a conceited bastard as a boyfriend and if you so much as touch him then I'll destroy you, alright? We have the same first name cause its a small world, no big deal. Talk to me if you have something you'd like to discuss..

((This is a business/activist!Alfred. Its quite the cluster of things, I know. Sometimes NSFW, I don't own the artwork/music used unless stated. I'm giving this muse a whirl on Tumblr, he's still developing. My name is Jay. I'm an average girl with a blog and a love for anime. Welcome!))
April 1st
23:53 est
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Together Again

one-conceitedmotherfucker:

a-suit-wearing-rebel:

one-conceitedmotherfucker:

a-suit-wearing-rebel:

one-conceitedmotherfucker:

Alfred gave a bright smile and kissed him briefly before leaning into the loving touch. “Mmh I missed ya more. Fuck your stupid trips that take you away from me.” he whined, leaning close to him. 

He smiled back once the kiss was over. Alfie’s hands intertwined with Al’s as they hug, causing him to beam with joy. “Fuck ‘em to hell. But I gotta do it for the company yanno? We get good sponsors for charities when I do…” He said softly, pulling Al in closer to rub his back with his free hand.

Alfred pulled him close and gave him an Eskimo kiss, smiling sheepishly. “yeah I get it, ya forget I have to go on trips too? Maybe not as long as yours..” He gave a chuckle and looked into the other’s eyes. “I fucking missed ya baby.” He said softly.

He nuzzled his nose against the other’s softly. “Well you don’ go when I’m at home so it can slip my mind sometimes.” He said with a cheeky smile. “Hmm, I’m sure I missed you much more.” He says just before leaning his forehead against Al’s.

Alfred pouted and sighed. “I guess you’re right, but I did miss ya more baby.” He jeered, grinning at the other and kissing his nose sweetly. “How was your trip anyways? Your dad still grumpy?” He teased.

 Rolling his eyes he nodded, “Yeah, suuuure you missed me more.” He said jokingly. Alfred’s eyes fluttered shut at the kiss, “It was pretty okay.” He laughed and shrugged, “He’s always like that yanno. But..” He paused, “He asked ‘bout you.”

22:52 est
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himapapaftw:

thedanceofmanysexbutts:

there-shall-be-pasta:

frostwhisker:

(✿⊙‿⊙) The fuck is a doitsu.

THE FUCK IS A DOITSU

THE FUCK IS A DOITSU.

THE FUCK IS A DOITSU.

himapapaftw:

thedanceofmanysexbutts:

there-shall-be-pasta:

frostwhisker:

(✿⊙‿⊙) The fuck is a doitsu.

THE FUCK IS A DOITSU

THE FUCK IS A DOITSU.

THE FUCK IS A DOITSU.

22:50 est
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Together Again

one-conceitedmotherfucker:

a-suit-wearing-rebel:

one-conceitedmotherfucker:

Alfred gave a bright smile and kissed him briefly before leaning into the loving touch. “Mmh I missed ya more. Fuck your stupid trips that take you away from me.” he whined, leaning close to him. 

He smiled back once the kiss was over. Alfie’s hands intertwined with Al’s as they hug, causing him to beam with joy. “Fuck ‘em to hell. But I gotta do it for the company yanno? We get good sponsors for charities when I do…” He said softly, pulling Al in closer to rub his back with his free hand.

Alfred pulled him close and gave him an Eskimo kiss, smiling sheepishly. “yeah I get it, ya forget I have to go on trips too? Maybe not as long as yours..” He gave a chuckle and looked into the other’s eyes. “I fucking missed ya baby.” He said softly.

He nuzzled his nose against the other’s softly. “Well you don’ go when I’m at home so it can slip my mind sometimes.” He said with a cheeky smile. “Hmm, I’m sure I missed you much more.” He says just before leaning his forehead against Al’s.

22:36 est
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one-conceitedmotherfucker:

a-suit-wearing-rebel replied to your post: Hey babe.

Haha! Shucks, darlin’. -hugs him back and plays with his hair- Missed ya’ too.

Alfred gave a bright smile and kissed him briefly before leaning into the loving touch. “Mmh I missed ya more. Fuck your stupid trips that take you away from me.” he whined, leaning close to him. 

He smiled back once the kiss was over. Alfie’s hands intertwined with Al’s as they hug, causing him to beam with joy. “Fuck ‘em to hell. But I gotta do it for the company yanno? We get good sponsors for charities when I do…” He said softly, pulling Al in closer to rub his back with his free hand.

22:33 est
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  • fandom: WHO WILL WRITE HOMESTUCK NOW!!!
  • me: its me
  • me: i'll take the challenge
  • me: all vriska all the time
  • me: from now on
  • me:
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  • me: where are you all going
  • me: come back
22:18 est

((so…..hello.))

Basically, my rp partner gave up rping for lent and I sort of…Er, just didn’t use this account, shucks.

So yeah, she’s back and so I’m back.

Hey.

Hey.

I love all of you guys for following.

February 28th
00:06 est
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russianwater:

americanon:

queenieaquino:

likeapancho:

harrytakeitoff:

gabitasworld:

gild3d-butterflies:

Do you see that little girl? This is a picture of my friends little sister.
If you look close enough you can see someone’s hiding in the bushes. Can you see it? This photo was taken the night she was killed. My friends family were just at a park having fun. The thing hiding ended up following them.The next morning my friends sister found her sisters body in her bed slaughtered. The police have no idea how they were killed or who killed them. 
If you don’t reblog this within 10 minutes, the thing that killed my friend little sister will appear in your closet in exactly 220 minutes and slaughter you like what it did to my friends little sister.
This is not FAKE!

:S

WHAT THE FUCK IS DA? O____O 

:|

Uh, okay.

LOLOL BUT LOOK AT IT I CAN’T EVEN.

[[sdlkgjsl]]

russianwater:

americanon:

queenieaquino:

likeapancho:

harrytakeitoff:

gabitasworld:

gild3d-butterflies:

Do you see that little girl? This is a picture of my friends little sister.

If you look close enough you can see someone’s hiding in the bushes. Can you see it? This photo was taken the night she was killed. My friends family were just at a park having fun. The thing hiding ended up following them.The next morning my friends sister found her sisters body in her bed slaughtered. The police have no idea how they were killed or who killed them. 

If you don’t reblog this within 10 minutes, the thing that killed my friend little sister will appear in your closet in exactly 220 minutes and slaughter you like what it did to my friends little sister.

This is not FAKE!

:S

WHAT THE FUCK IS DA? O____O 

:|

Uh, okay.

LOLOL BUT LOOK AT IT I CAN’T EVEN.

[[sdlkgjsl]]

February 26th
21:07 est
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HIMARUYA HAD BEEN GONE SO LONG BECAUSE HE’S UPSET BECAUSE HUSSIE BROKE UP WITH HIM FOR DANTE

sir-pimp-master-arthur:

miss-sora-chan:

OH MY GOSH

SENSE WAS JUST MADE

20:47 est
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When the conceited get lonely

one-conceitedmotherfucker:

a-suit-wearing-rebel:

one-conceitedmotherfucker:

a-suit-wearing-rebel:

one-conceitedmotherfucker:

Grinning, he sat up with the other, still clinging to him childishly. “Mmh whatever you want to play. I got a lot of games like all the Call of Duty games, Skyrim, all those Tekken games, anything ya want princess.” He gave a smile, kissing his neck.

Alfred tilted his head to the side, giving Al more space to kiss. He hummed from the sensation of the warm lips, closing his eyes in thought. “How about….Left 4 Dead 2?” He asked, sort of wanting to kill zombies at the moment. 

Humming against his skin, he lapped and gave a soft nibble before pulling away with a smile. “Sure we can play that.” He said satisfied. Flicking on the lights, he pulled the covers off and tugged the other up by his waist, pulling him towards the other bed and letting him to the hovering bed before walking towards his mounted TV, turning it on and turning on his PS3. The sound of it turning on, he inserted Left 4 Dead 2 and returned to the other with a controller, turning off the lights once more and sitting behind Al, pulling him into his lap. Alfred gave a smile, kissing his neck again and shifting to get more comfortable. “Go crazy princess.” He teased, hugging him close.

He sighed from the very faint bite. When Al pulled away he touched where the bite was tentatively before nodding. Alfred allowed himself to be led to the bed with a small smile on his face. He felt excitement bubble as they made their way to the floaty bed, as Alfred thought of it. He climbed the steps and got comfortable on its and waited for Al to hand him the controller. When he received it said a small thanks and cracked his knuckles. As his eyes adjusted to lack of light except for the bright TV, he snuggled into Al’s back. “You’re not gonna play?” He asked pointing to Al’s controller and began to start the game. “We can campaign it when you feel like playing..”

Shaking his head, he rested it against the other’s shoulder, pulling the covers over them once more. “Nah, I wanna watch you first and when you need a Hero to jump in, I’ll play.” He teased, kissing the naked shoulder and shifting a bit. Watching for a few minutes, he gave the necessary support you gave in games as well as little hints and cheers when the other killed.

He snickered, “As if I’ll need one.” He said with a pompous smile. It took him a little while to warm up with the game but in no time he was doing very well. “Take that! Stupid zombie…” He mumbled before jumping from a piercing wail. “Shit, a witch. I don’ wanna kill iiiiit.” Alfred whined childishly, he always hated them.